Philosophy Exams

Kerry Cronin

Boston College philosophy professor Kerry Cronin is now rewarding her philosophy students extra PHD credits if they ask someone out on a date, where there will be no alcohol or physical contact. That is, instead of immediately shagging each other on sight, as is their want these days, Cronin wants to reward millennials for first engaging in an intelligent conversation over a cup of coffee beforehand. (Then going at it, presumably.)

This  is an entirely brilliant idea which would need only a little tweaking if it were to be adopted in our current Australian, predominantly lefty, sexually-depraved, philosophy departments.

For it to work here, my guess is that most Aussie professors would need to stipulate a prior list of lefty-approved candidates, with clear-cut, politically-correct choices to be made about them, such as:
1. Immediately shag?
2. Engage in an intelligent conversation? Or,
3. Do both simultaneously?

It goes without saying that the candidates list would be exclusively composed of commies and their similarly ideologically-depraved counterparts.

Top of the list for credit points would be of course be people like Waleed Aly, Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews, blubbering (but still quite pokable) Sarah Hanson Young, Peter Fitzsimons, Roz Ward (transgender, “Safe-Schools” architect and full-time sicko) and an assorted range of ridiculous, Muzzie ‘columnists’ who write rubbish for the Guardian. And any old race-commissioner with a very silly and unpronounceable surname, say, who is being booted out in August, say, leaving us without a scintilla of evidence that suggests he might have been a closet-queen all along.

Bonus credit if the student manages to keep a straight face (and not burst out into hysterical laughter) while discussing illegal boat-arrivals with SHY.

Triple credits for any students who manages option ‘3’ – ‘Do both simultaneously’ – with AbdelMaglied WITHOUT the aid of alcohol, ear-plugs or a blindfold. And for never once in the entire 2 minutes telling her to “shut the f**k up.”

The full PHD if you can precisely identify exactly what sex Daniel Andrews is, postcoitus.

 What more can I say?

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Guardian Fiction

Ruby Hamad

It’s been a busy week for the Guardian’s anti-whitey brigade. Of course they are always at it, but this week got a little less subtle and much more venomous than we are usually accustomed to. First we had a wide-ranging, all-out assault on our identity from that deeply-disturbed, lefty-fruit-loop writer, Richard Flanagan, in his address to the National Press Club.

Apart from attacking (among other things) our involvement in WW1, Anzac Day, Tony Abbott, secure-borders, Islamophobia and the nation’s apparent simple-mindedness he apparently seemed especially miffed about 21st century Australia’s refusal to give it all up and “go Abo”. Recalling all that ridiculous, seemingly endless indigenous prancing about at the Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony, I can’t help but think that this otherwise highly-esteemed dickhead writer has now lost his mind completely. Either that, or Flanagan’s become an early adopter of The Green’s program to have us all sitting around and doing nothing in the future but playing the didgeridoo, hugging trees and smoking pot.


Subsequently re-printed in The Guardian (no surprises there), Flanagan’s blatherings (for that is what they are) were followed with more rabid trash being splattered about in the pages of the same dirty little rag, this time by another Guardianista, the ‘non-practising muzzie’* head-case, Ruby Hamad.

Just because the women contestants kicked off the very stupid TV reality show My Kitchen Rules happened to be a couple of ethnic mates of hers, Hamad on Friday launched into another screaming onslaught on mainstream – read, ‘whitey’ – Australia as a whole. Shrill and angry, she screams that the two contestants’ behaviour conformed just too closely to the Hollywood image of Arabs: “ … heartless, brutal, uncivilized, religious fanatics … and demonstrating a love for wealth and power,” – and there just had to be some other reason to explain why they were so appalling and consequently given the boot.

Hamad’s conclusion?
In the service of degrading “… Arabs while affirming western (yes, I mean “white”) intellectual and cultural superiority,” Hamad claims that the Arab contestants must have been following whitey’s TV script. That is, that their behaviour was complete fiction. That the women weren’t just being their true, repulsive, hateful and half-demented selves at all, but in fact only acting repulsive, only acting hateful, only acting half-demented.

Let me come up with a similar fiction about ‘non-practising’ muzzie racist, Ruby Hamad. That the term ‘brainless-idiot’, or even ‘lying-Arab’ rarely crosses her non-practising mind every time she reads her own work.

And another complete fiction.
And that is (given her anti-Western bile) Hamad’s claim that she doesn’t continue to secretly bang her head on the floor, regularly, five times a day along with the rest of them.


* So she claims … 🙂

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Vacancies: Team Australia

Peter Dutton
Making Australia Whi…, I mean, Right Again

An unlimited number of Team Australia vacancies have suddenly opened for successful applicants and their families who fit any of the following criteria :

– Sound, skilled and well-educated; of European heritage, with a reputation for having a strong work-ethic, dependability and a track record of high achievement.
– Made of stern stuff, salt-of-the-earth, morally upright, etc, and share Australia’s core, non-lefty-commie values and keen to integrate and knuckle down to make a positive contribution to Australia because some fuckers just stole your farm.
– Candidates ideally will be of European heritage and able to demonstrate a high-degree of proficiency in English, or at least speak it with an accent that sounds vaguely like that Gert Wilders guy.

Immediate Visa
Some bastards just raped your daughters and murdered your grandmother.

Well-regarded But Not Essential
Successful candidates will know that lager and laager are not the same thing, enjoy cricket and are willing to forgive and forget us for playing around with our balls a little in public, and really like to watch endless reruns of ‘Zulu’ too.

Come right over!
– Any white person from South Africa who the Antifa muzzie-luvvin’ commies, Richard di Natale or that very stupid Nick McKim say we shouldn’t let in.

NOTE: Candidates with PHDs in Gender Studies, Queer Theory, White Privilege or any other such perversities need not apply, no matter how white you are.

Yes, I think that just about covers it.
Applications to Peter Dutton (PM in Waiting)


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Imbecile Non Grata

Yassmin Abdel-Magied

On the face of it, the news that Yassmin Abdel-Muzzie Magied being deported from the US makes a lot of sense and should be widely applauded. Something needs to be clarified, however, before we stand up and cheer widely, no matter how tempting. Namely, the grounds for her eviction.

Was YAM really thrown out because of a visa irregularity, or were there other underlying reasons that the Americans authorities won’t publicly admit to?

The first that comes to mind of course is the most self-evident. That YAM is clearly a blithering idiot and the US has just too many of its own home-grown ones to deal with these days – so why let in one more? And a visa violation would be a good way to avoid having to officially notify her of the real reason she is being rejected from entering the US (Immigration Act, Section 3, Clause IV, Subpara.2: ‘Gross stupidity’)

Then there is the possibility that she’s been recognised by the Trump administration as a complete and utter fraud: i.e., yet another Jihadist feigning mental-deficiency as an excuse for attacking and undermining civilisation and being let off scott-free. Given her past lunatic rantings and half-crazed tweets, I think this is the most convincing explanation. It would stand up to close scrutiny in any reasonable court of law (especially with someone like me presiding) with there being little doubt that a jury’s decision for YAM to bugger off back to the total shit-hole where she was born would be unanimous.
A water-tight case.

Additional circumstantial evidence could be presented, if it were needed. For instance, that shit-hole country (Sudan) where she was born is rich pickings for our own, scandalously tax-payer funded ABC’s ideological perversions. The kind of place where they conduct regular bottom-feed trawls, looking for ideal candidates like YAM to gush and slobber over and to throw money at, and to star on the Monday-night freak-show that is Q&A, along with that poisonous little closet-queen that runs it.

Mere association with the ABC would be proof enough of the danger she poses to any sane society. Perhaps someone submitted a video of one YAM’s appearances to ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) in advance of her US visit. A cursory glance and any law-abiding, upstanding member of the American community would have enough justification to declare YAM persona non grata, and to have her idiotic, POC (read: stupid, black) Muslim ass thrown out of the country with all speed.

The only down-side to all of this of course is that she will be immediately lauded by the equally-imbecilic Australian Left as another ‘victim of Trump’s racist America’ This might encourage he to scurry back from her London rat-hole to receive a lefty-heroine’s welcome, the very thought of which is ultra vomit-inducing. Maybe best for the Americans to let her in after all.


*POC – People of Colour. Read, black.

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Jim Molan

A craven apology from Adam Bandt was not better than none at all. Much more preferable – at least to people from my neck of the woods – would have been seeing this excrement’s Green ass fully sued by Jim Molan, resulting in a gaol sentence, or a heavy fine at least. Though my guess is that prison would have turned out ideal for Bandt (the opportunities to accidentally drop the soap during, say, a 5 year stretch, would have been endless), but the prospect of financial bankruptcy might not have been so rosy. Hence the quick, snivelling capitulation.

Attacking dragon-slayers like Jim Molan using parliamentary immunity, however, still remains the Left’s best option. Di Natale loudly condemning Molan as an Islamophobe who DARES to post videos depicting everyday Muslims going about their everyday lives (i.e., punching women and throwing gays off roofs, etc) was enough to warm the cockles of most Muslim’s hearts.  Further, it would have helped to distract the infidels’ minds from what they really have in store for us should Di Natale and his party of Green, open-border idiots eventually get their way.

Denouncing Molan as a war-criminal for successfully crushing the Fallujah jihadist stronghold is also revealing. Let’s face it, for many on the Left, the victory must have been devastating, heartbreaking almost. And Di Natale’s seething anger at the outcome is obvious.

But his completely phony ‘war-criminal’ accusation against Moran under parliamentary privilege was more than an act of frustration, more than of anger at seeing the good guys (non-Muslim) win yet again. It also underscored Di Natale’s fear of people with any amount of backbone whatsoever being elected to political power.

What the Left and their islamist allies are afraid of is that military veterans like Jim Molan and Andrew Hastie might (unlike some of their namby-pamby parliamentary collegues) finally convince Australians that the only way to deal with militant Islam is to be absolutely ruthless with it, to take no prisoners.
That’s what really scares them.

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Fatty-Fatty Kill Joy

Lauren Rosewarne (centre) and other queer people

Dear Diary,

Today I asked myself, “What good can I do in the world if I look like a small hippo?”
So many people I see on the telly, who look like me have gone ahead and done something constructive in their lives despite being ‘large‘. How can I get over my full-sized, dyke-like figure and earn great wads of cash at the same time?

I mean, in Australia, there are people like Marise Paine, Kim Beazley and Amanda Vanstone, all of whom at different times ignored having a tub of lard for an ass to make it to the top. Then there is Gina Rinehart and the always-merry Clive ‘Godzilla-Gut’ Palmer who have hauled ass (big-time) all over the country so as to give a lot of people work and earn billions for the country. Not to mention the bubbly Rebel Wilson (she always makes me giggle) and that really funny Melissa McCarthy in the US, and the hilarious Roseanne Barr and John ‘Jumbo-Bum’ Goodman … So many successful fatties, how can I be like them?

Sucks to be me.
P.S. But, diary, I don’t want to have to try to lose weight or start wearing a stupid burka. It HAS to be easy.


Dear Diary,

Today I’ve discovered the answer!!!
And it was from Gillian Triggs herself. She tells me to just get any old stupid degree in some sort of pseudo-social science scam, then apply for a job at the University of Melbourne where they employ thousands of other similarly useless people with similarly useless qualifications. There, they would be happy to pay me a six-figure salary just to sit around on my fat arse all day devising new ways to make everyone else in Australia miserable, like Gillian once did in HR.
That should do it!



Dear Diary,

Exciting news!
I just got a call from Gillian again who gave me a great idea for my PHD thesis.
I could  just cobble together some wacko, post-modernist theories to justify a fat dyke completely ruining the lives and income of hundreds of pretty women at Formula One and Darts events across Australia. You know who I mean, diary: the ones who dare enjoy themselves by walking about wiggling their pretty little, non-lard-like asses all day entertaining mostly male, heterosexual white-bastards.
Now there’s an idea!

If successful, she says, I’ll double my salary. But only if I keep someone she mysteriously refers to as ‘that faerie’ in the Race Commissioners Office happy by making sure no minorities lose their jobs in the process.

Thanks diary! Thanks Gillian!


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Bankrupting BDS Babes

Justine Sachs and Nadia Abu-Shanab
BDS cuties

Good news that the Israeli legal rights group Shurat HaDin is going after a couple of New Zealander BDS feather-brains who helped convince Lorde to cancel her Tel Aviv gig, then were stupid enough to brag about it on social media. Justine Sachs and Nadia Abu-Shanab (above) are being sued under Israel’s 2011 anti-boycott legislation and we can only hope they get their just comeuppance, no matter how sweet they may look.

Bad news is if they are found guilty they’ll only face relatively small financial penalties. More fitting, and a little excessive, I agree, given how hot at least one of them looks, would have been to just take the two of them out with the nearest drone. Admittedly more over the top, but, let’s face it, far more exciting, would have been to follow Israel’s PM Golda Meir’s brilliant idea after the Munich massacre in 1972 to hire Eric Bana to hunt the terrorists down and pick them off in the streets, one by one.

Taking them out in Auckland or wherever, of course, would be far more spectacular and satisfying than Shurat HaDin trying to bankrupt Sachs and Abu-Shanab, but unfortunately such otherwise perfectly reasonable methods are no longer considered politically correct. Additionally, ex-Kiwi Russel Crowe tells me that new female PM they’ve got over there now (who I was told is unfortunately very ugly, like Helen Clark, but still somehow managed to get pregnant, so it can’t be true) would object to her citizens being shot on the streets for no other reason than that she’d then have to suffer a lot of awful foul-breathed Palestinians screaming, ranting and raving at her for the rest of her tenure, which I wouldn’t want to wish on anyone.

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Grammy Failure


Light a candle in your heart, would you, for Lorde, The Guardian’s latest victim. A little while back, she became one of their heroes because she caved into the Palestinian terrorists and their blood-thirsty, anti-Semitic BDS supporters and decided to cancel her tour to Israel. I’d like to think that Lorde did this out of fear of Muslim violence rather than from being a very stupid person, but I’m not so sure.

Either way, Lorde is now an official Guardian victim.
The reason? Because female performers at The Grammy on the weekend won absolutely zilch. That is, because Lorde (being the only woman nominated in the first place and consequently the only woman who could have won a Grammy) didn’t win, women also didn’t win. True to form, the forever-whingeing Guardian loudly proclaims if Lorde didn’t win, women were therefore snubbed by a male-dominated industry, and are victims once again.

Poor Lorde even went as far as pinning an idiotic excerpt from an idiotic, feminist essay by an idiotic, kindred-spirit feminist favourite of hers to the back of her dress hoping, no doubt, to appeal to all those equally-idiotic Feminists present. Yet, Lorde still didn’t win anything. This obviously made her feel downhearted, instead of recognising herself, quite rightly, as the idiot such idiocy suggests. No doubt all the Guardianistas and assorted luvvies cheering Lorde on were doing so as like-minded, kindred spirits too.

Tragically for her fans, other than an offer for her to participate in the Tom Petty tribute, which she ‘declined’, Lorde was not asked to perform live. This was enough for the Guardian columnist, Anna Livsey, to really lay it on thick, continuing to shed buckets of tears for this petite and very pretty Kiwi imbecile and to rage against the male-dominated music scene. This of course was more politically correct than being honest enough to point out to a Guardian victim that the utter crap she sings and the utterly crappy-whiney way she sings it was clearly to blame.

After her Grammys failure, Lorde wrote a scratchy, barely-legible, semi-illiterate, child-like, straight-out-of-kindergarden-scribbled letter to her fans, thanking them for believing in women musicians. She then had it published it in the NZ Herald, all of which implies that even though Lorde probably wouldn’t know the first thing about Israel, let alone find it on the map, she seems semi-literate at least.


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Australia – Mecca for Muslim Misogyny?

‘Dressing Modestly’
(a.k.a. backdoor-shariah)

Using DFAT to champion Muslim subjugation of women to the world through the Faith, Fashion, Fusion (FFF) program is a national disgrace, and Julie Bishop should be fired. Forthwith.

Allowing any Islamist front group which advocates shariah law (this one masquerading as a warm and fuzzy, boutique ‘modest dress’ fashion house for women) to freely operate in Australia is contemptible enough. Using tax-payer funding to help underwrite its expansion to overseas in order to cash in on the Muslim dollar, is disgraceful. And co-opting DFAT’s money and prostituting its international standing to promote Australia as a Mecca for Muzzie Misogyny is an insult to one and all, demonstrating Bishop’s outrageously amoral indifference to the cause of Australian women and for their long struggle for gender equality.

But what is truly unacceptable is the complete immorality implicit in Bishop’s support for FFF: that Australian women should in any way cover up at all. This perversity proves just how out of touch with the Australian public the Foreign Minister is, for the reality is quite the opposite. Most Australians think there’s something wrong with people who hide inside a bag (no matter how well-designed it may be) on a beach or otherwise and don’t want to see them polluting the otherwise pristine, natural environment. A politician who is happy to fork out cash against the grain clearly has a constituency to answer to, or rich foreign despots, living in rich, foreign, total shit-holes to grovel to.

DFAT throwing tax-payers’ money at FFF and its misogynist ideology borders on treachery, for the hijab, niqab, burka and burkini are entirely un-Australian. In other words, for the average female Aussie, showing only a minimum amount of skin at all times (unless you are just plain, downright ugly) is nothing short of blasphemous.

Heads should roll.
Firstly, the FFF should have its funding withdrawn immediately and their board of directors – and their shareholders (come to think of it) – gaoled. All Muzzie-specific attire should be set ablaze and Burkini designer Aheda Zanetti (for growing rich helping Muslims get around assimilation) deported back to Libya where she came from.

Secondly, Julie Bishop’s head should go – but only in a nice, rhetorical kind of way (I hasten to add.) At the very least, she should be prosecuted for the blatant misappropriation of tax-payers’ money in support of a certain criminal ideology (you know which), for aiding and abetting the enemy (you know who) and, above all, for actively encouraging even more immigrants from certain well-known shit-holes (you know where) to come here in the first place.

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Speaking of Cockroaches

Richard “Dr Death” Natale

Another Australia Day successfully over.
Unlike others, though, not surprised at all that the traditional pub cockroach races were afforded less media coverage than the cockroaches marching in Melbourne, Brisbane etc, given their entertainment value. When we have their Queen, Dr Death itself, implying on TV that changing the celebration date will somehow solve all the indigenous health problems overnight, then there is nothing left to do but fall about laughing. Spending billions of dollars on their plight over multiple decades hasn’t solved their problems, so it must be the date of European settlement which is at fault, goes the joke. And it’s a good one.

It’s the same with that feather-brained (but admittedly well-meaning) Pat Cash, who was also part of yesterday’s entertainment. Recently emerging shocked and ‘ashamed’ at what he suddenly discovered in remote communities, Cash on Sky yesterday attempted to rationalise his belief that changing the date will miraculously make it all better. Unsurprisingly, there was no logical argument, recourse instead to emotional drivel; which was implying that poverty and rampant paedophilia in remote communities is caused by celebrating the foundation of the greatest country in the world on the day it was founded instead of on some other date. Changing the date, apparently, will immediately solve the problem and Cash won’t have to feel so ashamed any more. The Sky commentators gave him an easy ride, nevertheless, at no time stopping the interview – even momentarily – to point out what a dickhead he is. But that’s the media for you.

Dr Death’s own panacea for solving the problems of Australia’s indigenous communities goes of course much further than that of Cash. In his TV diatribe, Dr Death was at least honest enough to make clear his other demands, which are for a treaty and constitutional recognition.

But we know that it won’t stop there.
Di Natale and the rest of the rest of his Marxist filth will only truly be satisfied when they get into power and really get to work. When the tables are turned, when a ‘people of colour’ government can set about ensuring the original sin of ‘invasion’ is completely avenged, once and for all, by ensuring the descendants of its perpetrators are held accountable for their forefathers’ so-called crime of invasion, then and only then, when Whitey gets its comeuppance, only then will they be truly happy.

In the Soviet Union, China and Cambodia, class-criminals (not being working-class) were rounded up by the communists, shot, hanged, or shipped off to the gulags, never to be seen again. Given the present-day ceaseless attacks by the Left on Western Civilisation and on all things white heterosexual, will a future Australia one day wake up to something similar? Woken up to the sounds of bullets in the backs of necks, or gallows’ floors clanging open and white necks breaking as the Green commie scourge (for that is what they are) align with their indigenous ‘victims’ in government to exact their terrible revenge against the descendants of anyone to do with the glorious foundation of this great nation of ours? Is it too far-fetched to envision the same reign of terror occuring here as it did in France under Robespierre, and in Russia under Lenin and Stalin?

Or am I being too hysterical and over-the-top here again?
Would it be better, instead, if I reverted to such nonsense as inferring the Race Commissioner is secretly Gay and the like, rather than repeatedly banging on and on about Di Natale being nothing but a hatefilled, poisonous little shit deserving to be stomped upon like a cockroach – or, at the very least, strung up?

(Answers on the back of a postcard.)

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