Shadow Finance Minister for Lesbianism

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In advance of the Gay Mardi Gras scheduled for Sydney tonight, I received disturbing news yesterday that Penny Wong, the Labor shadow Finance Minister for Lesbianism will also be attending. Having lost her mobile number after the fall of her silly government last year, I quickly email her, pleading that she will promise not to bring Parliament into any disrepute by exposing anything more than her t**s.
My email remaining unanswered, I can only put on the video recorder and hope for the best.

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