I can’t make up my mind who I want for President: Bernie Sanders or Donald Trump. Unlike the rest of those transparent frauds, both Sanders and Trump have given careful thought to the world’s problems and have come up with their own unique solutions to putting everything right again:  Bernie wants to nuke Wall Street, and Donald wants to nuke the following (not necessarily in this order): Iran, ISIS, Syria, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Libya, all of the Gulf States, Pakistan, Afghanistan – and Fox news presenter Megyn Kelly. However perfectly rational these proposals may seem on the surface, on closer inspection, each of them has critical flaws.

In the case of Bernie nuking Wall Street, many of the criminals responsible for the GFC will have high-tailed it to Moscow or Venezuela by then and will continue to get away with it. Worse, the ‘Occupy Wall Street Movement’  (unless they agree to a name change) won’t have anything to occupy anymore. Besides, next time I go to New York, I don’t like the idea of having to take something like Polonium-210 with my burgers.

In the case of Trump’s proposal on becoming President (nuke everyone who shits him), like most people with even a modest amount of testosterone in their bodies, I dearly love Megyn Kelly – and I want her to have my baby.
But, apart from that part of your proposal, everything else is fine by me, Donald.

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