Limericks for Bill

bilshortenBill Shorten
(After being asked if he thought he’d make a good PM)

In response to the hysteria and manufactured outrage over Peter Dutton’s “refugee” revelations yesterday, I’ve decided to launch the very first ever “BILL SHORTEN IS A PHONY AND A COMPLETE AND UTTER F**KING IDIOT” limerick competition.

Here is the first entry (mine):

There was a young polly named Bill
Who everyone’s convinced is a dill
‘Cause,  when the facts are presented
He becomes shrill and demented
In the hope that vote for him they will.

(Yes, probably needs work. And more bile, too, I agree.)



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