Monthly Archives: July 2016
Rudd – Joy and Dancing in the Streets
Leigh Sales (“What the hell have I got to do with this???”) To the Humane Society in Balmain today – deep inside enemy territory. My motion to euthanise the senile Gillian Triggs out of deep compassion is carried unanimously and with enthusiastic applause, despite loud objections … Continue reading
UN Reject
“Oh, pooh!” Poor old Kevin. A few years back, 22 million preferred to elect a mad monk in budgie-smugglers rather than Rudd to lead the country. And now this. First, Kevin’s not fit to run Australia. Now Turnbull declares he’s not … Continue reading
Rudd At the UN?
UN Secretary General Kewin Wudd (An artist’s impression) I can’t make up my mind about Rudd’s bid for the UN Secretary General post. Of course his credentials perfectly match the job description (published on their website), so I can’t quibble about that: “Fatuous … Continue reading
NT Child Abuse
Absolutely appalled to hear the news about the treatment of some of our indigenous kids at the hands of their Northern Territory gaolers. Most of these young, impressionable kids have been locked up for the most trifling excuse: knifing a social … Continue reading
Saudis – Business As Usual
We can all stop holding our breaths now about Pokemon Go and be reassured that, as far as the Saudis are concerned, it’s business as usual. Because playing Pokemon Go is now officially haram. The Saudi’s top clerics have declared … Continue reading
Surely Not!
SURELY NOT!!!!!!!!!! How can this possibly be? Talking about spectres, the ghost of Labor is back again. Fuck a big black duck: How can this possibly be???!!! How this little prick has come back from the dead defies all rational explanations. No … Continue reading
The Spectre Now Haunting Europe
Angela Merkel “Not gut.” Just when everyone thought that all that whingeing and whining might at last be over and we’d have to find something else to entertain us with, tens of thousands of Remainer sore-losers hit the streets of London Saturday. All … Continue reading
Austeralix Journals 