Senseless

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“Dumb f***ing  deal.”

Trump’s slogan ‘Make America Great Again’ rings completely hollow in the face of Trump’s outright capitulation to Malcolm Turnbull’s snivelling demands. How can the world expect Trump to stand up to the likes of Putin, Kim Jong-un, a clearly demented German Chancellor and those mad mullahs in Tehran if he gives in so easily to a spineless, limp-wristed, some say (not me) poofy-looking weakling in some God-forsaken hell-hole (Canberra) who dares insist on littering America’s magnificent lawns with his great pile of unwanted garbage? It just doesn’t seem to make any sense at all.

Difficult as it was, over the telephone at least, to just give Turnbull a good bitch-slapping and tell him to f**k off and take his Middle Eastern refuse with him, perhaps Trump should have dragged Ambassador Joe Hockey and stuck it to him instead. Or, like in the good old days, just grabbed Julie Bishop by the pussy and …
No. NOT that.

Like most clear-eyed, right-thinking people Trump fails to comprehend why on earth Australia just doesn’t just ship their trash back to the Middle Eastern trash heaps where most of it originally came from, and be done with it? (Answer: The Greens and the other treacherous, leftist filth, that’s why.)

Also beyond his (and my) comprehension, is why he, Donald J. Trump, President of the United States, should honour a deal struck by some weak, feckless and spineless idiot liberal has-been in the previous administration in order to help out an equally weak, feckless and spineless idiot liberal in Australia, who (in between extended sessions of admiring himself in the mirror) is desperately clutching at any straw that might keep him from being summarily and deservedly axed as Party leader and replaced by a real conservative?
As I said, this deal makes no sense at all.

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It's just satire, really.
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One Response to Senseless

  1. Sue says:

    Brilliant

    Like

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