Extreme Vetting – New Citizenship Test

What a disappointment!
Peter Dutton’s and his new limp-wristed citizenship test to weed out unwanted scum and prevent them from becoming Aussies is a complete let-down. Not just because it lacks the legal enforcement to back it up, but because the normally very able Dutton ignored my pleas to stop pussy-footing around and simplify the test, cutting it down to a single, critical and entirely relevant question. No doubt that gutless PM of ours over-ruled Dutton just to appease his fellow bed-wetters in the Libs and his lefty lunatic mates in the Greens.

For what it’s worth, here is my initial proposal, followed by the revised, more culturally-sensitive version:

Complete Citizenship Test (Initial Recommendation)

PART 1

Q1. Are you a f***in’ Muzzie?
Yes?: Go to Part 3.
No?:  Go to Part 2.

PART 2

CONGRATULATIONS! You are now a dinky-di Aussie!

PART 3

F**K RIGHT OFF back to where you came from.

*****************

Revised, more culturally sensitive proposal

PART 1

Q1. Are you a f***in’ Muzzie?
Yes?: Go to Part 3.
No?:  Go to Part 2.

PART 2

CONGRATULATIONS! You are now a dinky-di Aussie!

PART 3

F**K RIGHT OFF back to where you came from – and take your f***in’ mosque with you.

With the mandatory castration of the male Part 3 applicants and confiscation of their centre-link payments before they leave, I can’t see why this role-model for vetting future citizens shouldn’t be the envy of the entire civilised world.

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