Author Archives: Austeralix

About Austeralix

It's just satire, really.

GET NEWSCORP!

Rudd (Grows ‘Beard’) The story so far… As Beijing’s strangle-hold on the recalcitrant Aussies tightens, pro-China lobbyists smell blood and start jockeying for the Evil Emperor’s favour. Now read on… Paul Keating denounces the Australian security services as a bunch … Continue reading

Posted in Chinese Emperor, Kevin Rudd, Malcolm Turnbull, NewsCorp, Rupert Murdoch, Sarah Hanson-Young | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Virtue-Signalling Woke-Warriors

  Angus bloody Campbell THE SCENE: Inner chambers of the Evil Empire, Beijing. The evil Emperor Xi holds court with his most trusted secret evil envoy, the really evil and totally self-serving, Tin-Tin Rudd. Tin-Tin Rudd: And in outright defiance … Continue reading

Posted in Angus bloody Campbell, Beijing, Kevin Rudd, Xi Jinping | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Fraud Of The Century

Joe BidenLeftist Patsy? Yes. An imbecile, now POTUS?This now seems indeed to be the case. What the CNN, CBS, the BBC, Guardian etc. have incessantly declared to be an indisputable fact over the passed fortnight, is admittedly now a lay … Continue reading

Posted in Fascist, Jack Dorsey, Nancy Pelosi, Stasi, Twitter, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | 2 Comments

Biden-Family Crime Syndicate

Hunter Biden According to my copy of Mao’s Little Red Book for Dummies, the revolutionary rank and file don’t necessarily need to demonstrate just how woke they are by regularly strutting around the house bare-naked and smoking crack while doing … Continue reading

Posted in Barack Obama, Beijing, China, China-pivot, Hunter Biden, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Mao's Little Red Book, South China Sea | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Achievement Award?

     Queen Markle (left), Queen Jezebel (right) Opening the papers today, amongst all the doom and gloom, a reason to rejoice: Meghan Markle has proclaimed herself ‘THE most trolled person in the known universe.‘ This is tremendous news coming … Continue reading

Posted in Harry, Jezebel, Lady Macbeth, Meghan Markle | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Mental Health Week

An invite from my local film group to view “I am Greta” when it opens in Sydney this week reminds me of just how serious the problem of mental health has become in this country.  I suppose the film’s release … Continue reading

Posted in Greta Thunberg, Jeff Kennett, Kevin Rudd | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Desperate Times

Shocking news that Freydenberg’s budget has done absolutely nothing whatsoever for Australian women. Particularly harrowing (writes The Guardian’s Emma Dawson) is the plight of poverty-stricken women in the ABC and SBS who have to continue to survive on subsistence-level wages … Continue reading

Posted in ABC, Ellen Fanning, Hillary Clinton, Hookers For Hillary, Josh Frydenberg, Julia Baird | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Archibald Prize

To the NSW Art Gallery where I see they’ve once again chosen a notable piece of trash as the winner of the Archibald Prize. This time it’s the composite work by Vincent Namatjira, which depicts typical scenes from the daily … Continue reading

Posted in Adam Goodes, Archibald Prize, Black Lives Matter, BLM, Daniel Andrews, Vincent Namatjira | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Victoria with Chinese-Commie Characteristics

Daniel Andrews ‘Beijing-Bedfellow…?’  (Yes.) Another terrible night’s sleep, worrying about the plight of innocent Victorians suffering under the jackboot of this crazed megalomaniac. Right before our very eyes, Andrews’ quest to turn Victoria into Beijing’s vassal-state while killing off half … Continue reading

Posted in Brett Sutton, Commie, Daniel Andrews, Jon Faine, Xi Jinping | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Middle East Breakthrough

Winning again. Fox news reporter to Trump supporter at a rally: “Why are you going to vote for Trump and not Biden?”“Because he’s real.”Another: “Because he’s conscious.”Which I thought were both compelling arguments.“Because he’s also Nobel Prize-winning material” would also … Continue reading

Posted in Donald Trump, Joko, Lee Rhiannon, Nick McKim, Palestinians, ScoMo | Leave a comment