Author Archives: Austeralix

About Austeralix

It's just satire, really.

Achievement Award?

     Queen Markle (left), Queen Jezebel (right) Opening the papers today, amongst all the doom and gloom, a reason to rejoice: Meghan Markle has proclaimed herself ‘THE most trolled person in the known universe.‘ This is tremendous news coming … Continue reading

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Mental Health Week

An invite from my local film group to view “I am Greta” when it opens in Sydney this week reminds me of just how serious the problem of mental health has become in this country.  I suppose the film’s release … Continue reading

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Desperate Times

Shocking news that Freydenberg’s budget has done absolutely nothing whatsoever for Australian women. Particularly harrowing (writes The Guardian’s Emma Dawson) is the plight of poverty-stricken women in the ABC and SBS who have to continue to survive on subsistence-level wages … Continue reading

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Archibald Prize

To the NSW Art Gallery where I see they’ve once again chosen a notable piece of trash as the winner of the Archibald Prize. This time it’s the composite work by Vincent Namatjira, which depicts typical scenes from the daily … Continue reading

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Victoria with Chinese-Commie Characteristics

Daniel Andrews ‘Beijing-Bedfellow…?’  (Yes.) Another terrible night’s sleep, worrying about the plight of innocent Victorians suffering under the jackboot of this crazed megalomaniac. Right before our very eyes, Andrews’ quest to turn Victoria into Beijing’s vassal-state while killing off half … Continue reading

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Middle East Breakthrough

Winning again. Fox news reporter to Trump supporter at a rally: “Why are you going to vote for Trump and not Biden?”“Because he’s real.”Another: “Because he’s conscious.”Which I thought were both compelling arguments.“Because he’s also Nobel Prize-winning material” would also … Continue reading

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Comrade President

Comrade Harris – US President In Waiting Darkness has descended on America and we’re all going to go to hell in a handbasket. That is what it will seem like if these two Democrat bozos get elected in November, consigning … Continue reading

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Beirut

“Beirut is booming again.” – Reuters When half of the capital city of your Muslim-majority shit-hole country is blown away with 2,500kg of ammonium nitrate, who else are Muslims gonna blame but Israel? After all, if  transforming the Christian-majority ‘Paris … Continue reading

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Schadenfreude

Hugh Grant 14th December ______________________________________________________________ FOLLOWING THURSDAY’S mammoth routing of the UK’s Corbynistas, it’s only fair that I send post-cards expressing my deepest schadenfreude to some of their super-luvvie sympathisers. Hugh Grant comes immediately to mind, as one of the … Continue reading

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Blubbering for Country

Jacqui Lambie 5th December ______________________________________________________________ More great news, this time from the Senate. Yesterday, while voting to choose national security over the rights of a few hundred foreign criminals pretending to be sick, Jacqui Lambie was able to publicly blubber … Continue reading

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