Author Archives: Austeralix

About Austeralix

It's just satire, really.

Guardian Fiction

Ruby Hamad ‘Non-practising’ It’s been a busy week for the Guardian’s anti-whitey brigade. Of course they are always at it, but this week got a little less subtle and much more venomous than we are usually accustomed to. First we … Continue reading

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Vacancies: Team Australia

Peter Dutton Making Australia Whi…, I mean, Right Again An unlimited number of Team Australia vacancies have suddenly opened for successful applicants and their families who fit any of the following criteria : – Sound, skilled and well-educated; of European … Continue reading

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Imbecile Non Grata

Yassmin Abdel-Magied “Stupid” On the face of it, the news that Yassmin Abdel-Muzzie Magied being deported from the US makes a lot of sense and should be widely applauded. Something needs to be clarified, however, before we stand up and … Continue reading

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Backbone

Jim Molan A craven apology from Adam Bandt was not better than none at all. Much more preferable – at least to people from my neck of the woods – would have been seeing this excrement’s Green ass fully sued … Continue reading

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Fatty-Fatty Kill Joy

Lauren Rosewarne (centre) and other queer people Dear Diary, Today I asked myself, “What good can I do in the world if I look like a small hippo?” So many people I see on the telly, who look like me … Continue reading

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Bankrupting BDS Babes

Justine Sachs and Nadia Abu-Shanab BDS cuties Good news that the Israeli legal rights group Shurat HaDin is going after a couple of New Zealander BDS feather-brains who helped convince Lorde to cancel her Tel Aviv gig, then were stupid … Continue reading

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Grammy Failure

Lorde ‘Snubbed’ Light a candle in your heart, would you, for Lorde, The Guardian’s latest victim. A little while back, she became one of their heroes because she caved into the Palestinian terrorists and their blood-thirsty, anti-Semitic BDS supporters and … Continue reading

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Australia – Mecca for Muslim Misogyny?

‘Dressing Modestly’ (a.k.a. backdoor-shariah) Using DFAT to champion Muslim subjugation of women to the world through the Faith, Fashion, Fusion (FFF) program is a national disgrace, and Julie Bishop should be fired. Forthwith. Allowing any Islamist front group which advocates … Continue reading

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Speaking of Cockroaches

Richard “Dr Death” Natale (Again) Another Australia Day successfully over. Unlike others, though, not surprised at all that the traditional pub cockroach races were afforded less media coverage than the cockroaches marching in Melbourne, Brisbane etc, given their entertainment value. … Continue reading

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Probable Cause

Angela Merkel “… so let ’em in, liebchen!” Matteo Salvini’s declaration during an interview on an Italian TV channel that the EU should “go f*ck themselves” was fully-justified and speaks to the hearts of millions. Not that there’s anything new … Continue reading

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