Author Archives: Austeralix

About Austeralix

It's just satire, really.

Legislative Loophole For Fruitloops

  Anne Aly Counter Terrorist Expert The story so far … As the giant blood-sucking tentacles of the evil Chinese Emperor Xi Jinping reach out to encircle and tighten their strangle-hold on the much-coveted prize of Terra Australis, the search … Continue reading

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Go Israel!

Jerusalem Trump’s excellent and timely decision to move the US embassy to Jerusalem is to be truly welcomed. For anyone with a backbone, it has always made complete sense to locate all foreign embassies in Israel’s rightful capital, rather than … Continue reading

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Praljak vs Dastyari

Dastardly Sam Bastardyari “String him up, I say.” (Anon.) If there was anything lacking in the former Croatian General Slobodan Praljak it certainly wasn’t the courage of his convictions. Despite a bunch of jumped up Human Rights fairies at The … Continue reading

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Senator Mad Nick McKim

Nick McKimm Another bleeding heart from Tasmania. On Friday, using the old Manus Island Refugees defence pretext,  Richard Flanagan elegantly argued his case in The Australian (see my last post) for being immediately committed to an institution of some kind. … Continue reading

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Paranoia, Histrionics, Fiction.

  Richard Flanagan Apart from The Greens, as we well know, the most vocal of the illegal refugees’ champions and cheerleaders are to be found in the halls of the ABC and SBS Australia-hating cultural Marxists. But a less vocal, … Continue reading

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Manus Triumph

‘Peter The Great’ Ticker-tape parade? After the latest victory at the now closed Manus Island facility, where the 800-odd IMA (illegal Maritime Arrivals) have been finally forced to bugger off somewhere else, it’s probably a little too early for victory … Continue reading

Posted in Adam Bandt, IMA, Julia Gillard, Kevin Rudd, Malcolm Turnbull, Manus Island, Nick McKim, Peter Dutton, Richard "Dr Death" Natale, Richard di Natale, Sarah Hanson-Young, Scott Morrison, Tony Abbott | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Mugabe: Paragon of UN Virtue

Robert Mugabe For the UN, it makes perfect sense. In their barely-concealed hatred (in common with Australia’s degenerate Left) for Western Civilisation, they have decided the killer  Robert Mugabe would make a great Goodwill Ambassador for their World Health Organisation. … Continue reading

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Lefty Media Mirth

Austria’s New Chancellor, Sebastian Kurz With the anti-immigrant parties storming to power in Austria on the weekend, a brief look at the leftist media’s reaction to the results promises to be entertaining. Given the scale of this monumental Lefty-crushing event, … Continue reading

Posted in Austria, Becky Anderson, CNN, David Marr, George Soros, Richard "Dr Death" Natale, Richard di Natale, Sarah Hanson-Young, Sebastian Kurz, Stephen Thrasher, The Guardian | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

David Koch and Media Bimbos

David Koch Channel 9’s Today host Lisa Wilkinson’s credibility was always going to be a problem after her marriage to the ludicrous Peter Fitzsimons, as well as greatly exacerbated by being associated with that other cretinous Islam-sycophant, Andrew O’Keefe. But … Continue reading

Posted in David Koch, Lisa Wilkinson, Milo Yiannopoulos, Monique Wright, Samantha Armytage | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment

HRC Dreaming

Elevator Racism Tranny with Daughter-of-Satan? The Human Rights Commission’s latest attack on white males with its ludicrous ‘Elevator – Racism’ advert raises a few questions. What if it depicts a real event and the tall, gorgeous African woman acting in … Continue reading

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