Author Archives: Austeralix

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It's just satire, really.

White Queen Utter Absurdity: Makes Perfect Sense

Alice in Australia-land In ‘Through The Looking Glass’ the White Queen tells Alice that she sometimes ‘believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.’ If Alice were to go down a nearby rabbit hole and take a glance at the topsy-turvy wonderland … Continue reading

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Bad News Week

Marine Le Pen France’s Great White Hope It’s been a bad news week. Bad news that that Erdogan autocrat, megalomaniac and Islamist par excellence seems all set now to install himself as caliph in 2019. Bad news that, having his bid to … Continue reading

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Extreme Vetting – New Citizenship Test

What a disappointment! Peter Dutton’s and his new limp-wristed citizenship test to weed out unwanted scum and prevent them from becoming Aussies is a complete let-down. Not just because it lacks the legal enforcement to back it up, but because the normally very … Continue reading

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Fantasists

Surprised to see yesterday that Yassmin Abdel-Maglied’s attempt to disguise her stupidity by pushing the fantasy of her being beautiful, intelligent and well-read has again been given legitimacy by The Guardian’s Life and Style section. Or maybe I shouldn’t have been surprised, for … Continue reading

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Veneerial Disease

“Keeping up Appearances” Strolling around Istanbul’s Topkapi Palace back in 2012, who should I meet but the beautiful Princess Nilhan Osmanoglu, a descendent of the last of the Ottomans. It was while admiring a beautiful mural glorifying the sublime occasion Suleiman The Magnificent reclined … Continue reading

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Bandt Again

Adam Bandt (Green economic vandal?) Always being open-minded about these matters, I really don’t care where consenting adult Aussies decide to stick their naughty bits at any particular time, so long as they do it at home and out of my … Continue reading

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Turkey or Not Turkey, That Is The Question

Recep Tayyip Erdogan Today’s news that Recep Erdogan is toying with the idea of giving his people a vote on EU membership is really one for the books.  It’s probably just a ruse for him to pretend he’s still interested … Continue reading

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Sadiq Khan – “What Do You Expect?”

  Sadiq Khan “Told You So” The blood hardly had time to dry on Westminster bridge before the Left’s denial started to spew out . Leading the charge for the attempt to white-wash was The Guardian who (unintentionally) gave the game … Continue reading

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Book Launch

Chris “Quisling” Griffiths (Where are you Chris?) In the appendices of my forthcoming bestseller ‘Why wiping all Muslims Off the Face of the Earth May Not Work’, I list the names of those with which, on the contrary, the idea just might be … Continue reading

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Gay Terrorism Stalks Australia

Sickening Cowards There’s a new spectre haunting Australia – the spectre of Gay Terrorism. Whatever you think about the push for Marriage Equality, it’s hard to think of a more sickening sight than the video of the Coopers hostages cravenly … Continue reading

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