Author Archives: Austeralix
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Rudd (Grows ‘Beard’) The story so far… As Beijing’s strangle-hold on the recalcitrant Aussies tightens, pro-China lobbyists smell blood and start jockeying for the Evil Emperor’s favour. Now read on… Paul Keating denounces the Australian security services as a bunch … Continue reading
Virtue-Signalling Woke-Warriors
Angus bloody Campbell THE SCENE: Inner chambers of the Evil Empire, Beijing. The evil Emperor Xi holds court with his most trusted secret evil envoy, the really evil and totally self-serving, Tin-Tin Rudd. Tin-Tin Rudd: And in outright defiance … Continue reading
Fraud Of The Century
Joe BidenLeftist Patsy? Yes. An imbecile, now POTUS?This now seems indeed to be the case. What the CNN, CBS, the BBC, Guardian etc. have incessantly declared to be an indisputable fact over the passed fortnight, is admittedly now a lay … Continue reading
Achievement Award?
Queen Markle (left), Queen Jezebel (right) Opening the papers today, amongst all the doom and gloom, a reason to rejoice: Meghan Markle has proclaimed herself ‘THE most trolled person in the known universe.‘ This is tremendous news coming … Continue reading
Mental Health Week
An invite from my local film group to view “I am Greta” when it opens in Sydney this week reminds me of just how serious the problem of mental health has become in this country. I suppose the film’s release … Continue reading
Archibald Prize
To the NSW Art Gallery where I see they’ve once again chosen a notable piece of trash as the winner of the Archibald Prize. This time it’s the composite work by Vincent Namatjira, which depicts typical scenes from the daily … Continue reading
Victoria with Chinese-Commie Characteristics
Daniel Andrews ‘Beijing-Bedfellow…?’ (Yes.) Another terrible night’s sleep, worrying about the plight of innocent Victorians suffering under the jackboot of this crazed megalomaniac. Right before our very eyes, Andrews’ quest to turn Victoria into Beijing’s vassal-state while killing off half … Continue reading
Middle East Breakthrough
Winning again. Fox news reporter to Trump supporter at a rally: “Why are you going to vote for Trump and not Biden?”“Because he’s real.”Another: “Because he’s conscious.”Which I thought were both compelling arguments.“Because he’s also Nobel Prize-winning material” would also … Continue reading