Author Archives: Austeralix

About Austeralix

It's just satire, really.

Shag-alot, or Lying-hjelm?

Now in the hands of the lawyers, time will soon tell whether David Leyonhjelm’s insinuations about Sarah Hanson Young – being both promiscuous with men (yes, a slut) and simultaneously a hater of them (yes, a misandrist) – have any … Continue reading

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Rally For The ABC

Kerry O’Brien ‘Crusty, old has-been’? (Yes.) Off to Sunday’s rally in support of the ABC, just for a laugh and to gloat over its demise. But without the necessary crypto-commie credentials, infiltrating the enemy’s camp was never going to be … Continue reading

Posted in ABC, Kerry O'Brien, Mad Muzzie Maglied, Magda Szubanski, Phillip Adams, Thomas Keneally | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Lionheart Vs Shag-alot

David Leyonhjelm’s allegations that Sarah Hanson Young is just a common slut after all may be just too much to take for some. Particularly in parliamentary circles, where it would appear that dozens, if not thousands of our political class – … Continue reading

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Philosophy Exams

Kerry Cronin Boston College philosophy professor Kerry Cronin is now rewarding her philosophy students extra PHD credits if they ask someone out on a date, where there will be no alcohol or physical contact. That is, instead of immediately shagging … Continue reading

Posted in Daniel Andrews, Peter Fitzsimons, Roz Ward, Sarah Hanson-Young, Tim Il Sung, Tim Soutphommasane, Waleed Aly, Yassmin Abdel-Magied | Leave a comment

Guardian Fiction

Ruby Hamad ‘Non-practising’* It’s been a busy week for the Guardian’s anti-whitey brigade. Of course they are always at it, but this week got a little less subtle and much more venomous than we are usually accustomed to. First we … Continue reading

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Vacancies: Team Australia

Peter Dutton Making Australia Whi…, I mean, Right Again An unlimited number of Team Australia vacancies have suddenly opened for successful applicants and their families who fit any of the following criteria : – Sound, skilled and well-educated; of European … Continue reading

Posted in Antifa, Nick McKim, Peter Dutton, Richard di Natale, South African Refugees | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment

Imbecile Non Grata

Yassmin Abdel-Magied “Stupid” On the face of it, the news that Yassmin Abdel-Muzzie Magied being deported from the US makes a lot of sense and should be widely applauded. Something needs to be clarified, however, before we stand up and … Continue reading

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Backbone

Jim Molan A craven apology from Adam Bandt was not better than none at all. Much more preferable – at least to people from my neck of the woods – would have been seeing this excrement’s Green ass fully sued … Continue reading

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Fatty-Fatty Kill Joy

Lauren Rosewarne (centre) and other queer people Dear Diary, Today I asked myself, “What good can I do in the world if I look like a small hippo?” So many people I see on the telly, who look like me … Continue reading

Posted in Clive Palmer, Gillian Triggs, Gina Rinehart, Lauren Rosewarne, Tim Il Sung | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Bankrupting BDS Babes

Justine Sachs and Nadia Abu-Shanab BDS cuties Good news that the Israeli legal rights group Shurat HaDin is going after a couple of New Zealander BDS feather-brains who helped convince Lorde to cancel her Tel Aviv gig, then were stupid … Continue reading

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