Author Archives: Austeralix

About Austeralix

It's just satire, really.

Duterte to Westpac: Try Brunei

President Rodrigo Duterte 26th November ___________________________________________________________ In Manila to find out first-hand whether claims that Westpac used 23 million fake transactions and money-laundering to protect Aussie paedophile rings are true. (Or something like that.) Everywhere you look, the sacking of … Continue reading

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Shag-Not-Alot

Sarah Hanson-Young (blubbering again) 25th November ______________________________________________________________ TREMENDOUS NEWS TODAY for Sarah Hanson-Young. The courts have ruled that she’s not a shameless slut after all, or just a cheap tart, and that David Leyonhjelm owes her $120,000 in damages. Also … Continue reading

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Donate Here

Zali Steggall Fossil Fuel-Guzzling Hypocrite? 22nd November ______________________________________________________________ A TERRIBLE NIGHT lying awake thinking about the desperate plight of poor Zali Steggall. She still can’t afford to buy an electric vehicle on her meagre $500,000 a month parliamentary salary and … Continue reading

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Pre-Emptive Strike?

Al-Hawl, N.E Syria 18th November ______________________________________________________________ BACK IN SYDNEY, greatly disappointed to hear that Israel has suspended it’s bombing in Gaza. Surely the body count is far too low? Before I can get my letter of complaint off to the … Continue reading

Posted in Al-Hawl, Bomb the fuckers, Donald Trump, Eggs Benedict, Gaza, Iran, ISIS, Islamophobia, Israel, Mahmoud Abbas, Nick McKim, Palestinians, Recep Erdogan, Susan Carland, Syria, Waleed Aly | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Randy-Andy

20th November ______________________________________________________________ OF COURSE it’s no secret that Prince Andrew has followed in the footsteps of his now demented father, bonking everything with a skirt in sight just as soon as he could walk. So it comes as a … Continue reading

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Behrouz Boochani

Behrouz Boochani IN CHRISTCHURCH to welcome the arrival of the Kurdish-Iranian author Behrouz Boochani from PNG. After six long years of failing to con Australian public opinion with his Manus Island fairy-tale  ‘No Friends But The Luvvies’, the government has … Continue reading

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At Home With The ABC

Osman Faruqi Journalist/Jihadist?* Osman Faruqi’s deranged crusade/jihad* to rid Australia of the white race once and for all gathers pace. At first it was the public sunscreen debates, which he reasoned was ‘evidence that white Australians don’t belong here’ and, … Continue reading

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Nobel Peace Prize

Jacinda Ardern The Noble Peace Prize going to someone no-one’s ever heard of, rejecting both of the two front-runners, might seem puzzling. On the one hand you have a white, deeply-disturbed, teenage mental-case from Sweden; on the other, a white, … Continue reading

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August 25, 2019

Benjamin Law ALLOWING OUR UNIVERSITIES TO BE OVERRUN by Chinese hordes is a good thing, according to Minister for Education, Dan Tehan, but I’m not convinced. The least concerning is that the majority of them readily confess on camera to … Continue reading

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August 23, 2019

The Antichrist cast-down THE FIRST ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATIONS commemorating the expulsion of the great Antichrist from the reins of power and the glorious accession of Scott Morrison to the highest office are already reaching fever pitch. Across the nation, as the … Continue reading

Posted in Malcolm Turnbull, ScoMo, Scott Morrison | Tagged , | 1 Comment