Category Archives: Bill Shorten

You Can Shove Your Globalist Migrant Compact

Peter ‘Stuff ’em’ Dutton Breaking news yesterday that Australia will be withdrawing from the UN’s appalling Global Migrant Compact after all is cause for major celebration. For a moment there, many of us had the sneaking suspicion that our government … Continue reading

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Good and Evil

Emma ‘Single-mum’ (boo-hoo) Husar Is Emma Husar really a good person, as Shorten suggests? Let’s face it, she’s not the first person to (allegedly) be caught rorting the political system. And she won’t be the last. But, if the allegations … Continue reading

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Cojones – One, or Two?

Malcolm Turnbull Malcolm Turnbull’s demolition job on Bill Shorten in Parliament yesterday – that Shorten is a social-climbing sycophant and a parasite – though well overdue, was entirely welcome, as it was entertaining. The PM’s revelations about the true nature of … Continue reading

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Fraser’s F*** Up

Peter Dutton “Reality-check” If the Left begins to froth at the mouth and to start screaming like stuck-pigs over something else someone’s said again, you can bet they have good reason. The reason usually being, of course, that this latest … Continue reading

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Surely Not!

SURELY NOT!!!!!!!!!! How can this possibly be? Talking about spectres, the ghost of Labor is back again. Fuck a big black duck: How can this possibly be???!!! How this little prick has come back from the dead defies all rational explanations. No … Continue reading

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Limericks for Bill

Bill Shorten (After being asked if he thought he’d make a good PM) In response to the hysteria and manufactured outrage over Peter Dutton’s “refugee” revelations yesterday, I’ve decided to launch the very first ever “BILL SHORTEN IS A PHONY AND A … Continue reading

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“BABES for BILL”

This is mind-numbing. It’s high time someone injected some much needed adrenaline into this utterly boring election. And since no one has yet attempted to emulate here in Australia the success of Donald Trump’s exciting “Babes for Trump” campaign, I’ve decided to launch one myself. … Continue reading

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Child-Abuse Averted

George Christensen and other conservatives got it right when they said that the government changes to the SS program were better than many of us could have hoped for. Short of completely scrapping it, that is. Turnbull deserves credit for … Continue reading

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Welcoming in the New Year

It’s that time of the year again to start the journal anew. Time to roll up the sleeves and start attacking the Islamist running dogs again both at home. The running dogs being, of course, those crypto-Islamists and Leftists who … Continue reading

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Getting Rid of Abbott – Et Tu, Julie?

Uncontrollable outpouring of tears from Australia’s new PM today after he pulled the knife out from Abbott’s back, wiped the blood off, and started chopping up a dozen onions in front of the cameras. “I am truly, so sorry I … Continue reading

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