Category Archives: Clive Palmer
August 14, 2019
Behrouz Boochani DISAPPOINTING NEWS yesterday from the National Biography Awards. The prize this year goes to Kurdish illegal-refugee and con-artist Behrouz Boochani for what amounts to a totally bullshit depiction of his life of Manus Island, No Friend But The … Continue reading
Diary August 9, 2019
Clive Palmer BOOK LAUNCH IN SYDNEY, first day’s sales are brisk. I attribute this to Clive’s catchy title, ‘She Was Not too SHY about Regularly Rootin’: Tales From the Senate Floor.’ That, plus the disclaimer: “This it is a complete … Continue reading
Fatty-Fatty Kill Joy
Lauren Rosewarne (centre) and other queer people Dear Diary, Today I asked myself, “What good can I do in the world if I look like a small hippo?” So many people I see on the telly, who look like me … Continue reading
Election Postmortem – Part 2
The Green and Gay moral commisars polled badly, but not badly enough. Having completely destroyed the Tasmanian economy and relentlessly pushed their immoral marriage manifesto as if that was all that mattered, most of the electorate ditched them and voted … Continue reading
Buddy’s Post-Election Bash
The promised invite to Palmer Uniting Party PUP’s Victorian candidate Buddy Rojek’s post-election “Huge party” for his faithful volunteers finally arrives. Eager to cosy up to Clive and his billions in any way I can, especially in this way, I prepare myself … Continue reading
Clive’s Weiner
It’s rare that I’d ever recommend anyone following the regular American habit of exposing their genitals to draw attention to themselves but, with Clive Palmer, it might just work. In secret talks with the billionaire mining magnate, I explore the … Continue reading
Burqa-Free Bondi
No matter how much they try, the hideous assortment of half-witted women on the left of politics in Australia will not stop us men from the joys of lust. The latest policy review from the Australian Human Rights Commission’s (dominated … Continue reading
Centre for Peace and Conflict Studies
The aftermath of the Rudd Restoration continues, but in an unexpected way. Thinking that the desperate banging on the door early this morning was the ‘Rescind Julia Gillard’s Entire Pension Immediately’ door-knock appeal coming around again, I was reaching from … Continue reading
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