Category Archives: Cory Bernardi
Call In The Militia
Gina Rinehart “I’m free!” As South Australia’s energy crisis deepens and another sweltering weekend approaches, my idea of a nation-wide ‘Donate An Ice-Cube To A Needy Aussie’ door-knock appeal continues to be an overwhelming success. Generous Australians from all over … Continue reading
Rudd – Joy and Dancing in the Streets
Leigh Sales (“What the hell have I got to do with this???”) To the Humane Society in Balmain today – deep inside enemy territory. My motion to euthanise the senile Gillian Triggs out of deep compassion is carried unanimously and with enthusiastic applause, despite loud objections … Continue reading
“BABES for BILL”
This is mind-numbing. It’s high time someone injected some much needed adrenaline into this utterly boring election. And since no one has yet attempted to emulate here in Australia the success of Donald Trump’s exciting “Babes for Trump” campaign, I’ve decided to launch one myself. … Continue reading
Shenhua: A Blot On The Landscape – 3
OF COURSE Tony Windsor was one of those treacherous Independents who helped support the Greens-Gillard Reign of Terror during those awful years, until Rudd came back from the back-benches, knifing Gillard brutally in the back and seizing power in a vicious … Continue reading
Shenhua: A Blot On The Landscape – 2
TONY WINDSOR is more concerned with the theory he heard from Cori Bernardi: that it is not a vast chain of Yum-Cha restaurants that the Chinese secretly want to build in the Liverpool Plains but another one of their artificial military … Continue reading
Guilt By Association
How to deal with the ABC? Until the leadership is purged, Cory tells me, a special Fatwah of ‘Guilt by Association‘ should be declared on the faux-journalists and the rest of the Stalinist Left affiliates who still continue to work … Continue reading
Prime Time Entertainment
At lunch today with Cory Bernardi discussing tactics. As to my choice of the term “bunch of parrots” in my earlier Aussie Fatwah post instead of the more accurate “flock of parrots,” he agrees that the latter noun qualifier might … Continue reading
Quaint Customs from the Caucases
While the use of Cossack whips on the Pussy Riot vandals in Sochi is to be much admired, I wouldn’t recommend similar remedies being adopted here in Australia. That is, they should not be overtly used, carte blanche, for example, as a … Continue reading
The ABC – What is to be Done?
Alarmed to read a report that the Abbott government is not intending to cancel the treacherous ABC’s broadcasting rights outright after all, only their totally useless Asian service. I ring Malcom Turnbull and arrange a meet with a few of … Continue reading
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