Category Archives: Julia Gillard
August 18, 2019
Rudd – Stupid Look DANIEL ANDREWS’ WEIRD smile reminded me of Gillard’s description of the stupid look on Rudd’s face every time he came out of his private, ‘Think Tank’ room. According to Gillard’s memoirs, far from formulating Labor’s ‘Big … Continue reading
Manus Triumph
‘Peter The Great’ Ticker-tape parade? After the latest victory at the now closed Manus Island facility, where the 800-odd IMA (illegal Maritime Arrivals) have been finally forced to bugger off somewhere else, it’s probably a little too early for victory … Continue reading
Chin-Chin to Lee Lin Chin
Lee Lin Chin A ‘kooky-looking un-babe’ to some, yes, but a ‘National Treasure’ to others (kinda). With all this excitement about FU2 Racism Week, I completely forgot to tune into the regular weekend horror show, a.k.a., SBS World News last night. Not to see … Continue reading
Dastayari. Again.
Sam Dastayari So Sam Dastayari has been caught red-handed prostituting his ass to the Chinese, hey? Not to the future caliphate, as one might expect, but to a dangerous horde of hegemonist-wannabees in Beijing who want to appropriate the entire South China Sea … Continue reading
Surely Not!
SURELY NOT!!!!!!!!!! How can this possibly be? Talking about spectres, the ghost of Labor is back again. Fuck a big black duck: How can this possibly be???!!! How this little prick has come back from the dead defies all rational explanations. No … Continue reading
Trash-Talk
Sam Dastayari As readers of my column should well know by now, when it comes to speaking up and taking a stand against the enormous suffering of the victims of unfair discrimination in this great country of ours, no one … Continue reading
Getting Rid of Abbott – Et Tu, Julie?
Uncontrollable outpouring of tears from Australia’s new PM today after he pulled the knife out from Abbott’s back, wiped the blood off, and started chopping up a dozen onions in front of the cameras. “I am truly, so sorry I … Continue reading
Shenhua: A Blot On The Landscape – 2
TONY WINDSOR is more concerned with the theory he heard from Cori Bernardi: that it is not a vast chain of Yum-Cha restaurants that the Chinese secretly want to build in the Liverpool Plains but another one of their artificial military … Continue reading
Mole-Hunting
(WARNING: Political satire follows) Every time I go by or go into a bookshop and see her stupid face smiling out at me from the front jacket on a shelf somewhere, I want to throw up. To help relieve my … Continue reading
Man of the People
New Labor reforms rolled out yesterday to ensure Rudd is not knifed again before he fully consolidates his political power-base. The possibility of anyone having the gall to try to destabilise him in the same way he destabilised Gillard has … Continue reading
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