Category Archives: Kevin Rudd
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Rudd (Grows ‘Beard’) The story so far… As Beijing’s strangle-hold on the recalcitrant Aussies tightens, pro-China lobbyists smell blood and start jockeying for the Evil Emperor’s favour. Now read on… Paul Keating denounces the Australian security services as a bunch … Continue reading
Virtue-Signalling Woke-Warriors
Angus bloody Campbell THE SCENE: Inner chambers of the Evil Empire, Beijing. The evil Emperor Xi holds court with his most trusted secret evil envoy, the really evil and totally self-serving, Tin-Tin Rudd. Tin-Tin Rudd: And in outright defiance … Continue reading
Mental Health Week
An invite from my local film group to view “I am Greta” when it opens in Sydney this week reminds me of just how serious the problem of mental health has become in this country. I suppose the film’s release … Continue reading
University Days
Kevin Rudd 29th November ___________________________________________________________ BACK AT THE HUNTING LODGE, President Rodrigo Duterte tells me more about Kevin Rudd, whom he knew during his younger student days, studying Chinese together at Hong Kong University. In the first few months, our … Continue reading
On Safari
Philippine Warty Pig 27th November ___________________________________________________________ ON SAFARI WITH PRESIDENT DUTERTE in western Luzon. The rare sighting of a Warty Pig turns the conversation, naturally, to Kevin Rudd. Duterte’s regard for self-serving politicians has always been philosophical: a kind of … Continue reading
August 18, 2019
Rudd – Stupid Look DANIEL ANDREWS’ WEIRD smile reminded me of Gillard’s description of the stupid look on Rudd’s face every time he came out of his private, ‘Think Tank’ room. According to Gillard’s memoirs, far from formulating Labor’s ‘Big … Continue reading
Manus Triumph
‘Peter The Great’ Ticker-tape parade? After the latest victory at the now closed Manus Island facility, where the 800-odd IMA (illegal Maritime Arrivals) have been finally forced to bugger off somewhere else, it’s probably a little too early for victory … Continue reading
Rudd – Joy and Dancing in the Streets
Leigh Sales (“What the hell have I got to do with this???”) To the Humane Society in Balmain today – deep inside enemy territory. My motion to euthanise the senile Gillian Triggs out of deep compassion is carried unanimously and with enthusiastic applause, despite loud objections … Continue reading
UN Reject
“Oh, pooh!” Poor old Kevin. A few years back, 22 million preferred to elect a mad monk in budgie-smugglers rather than Rudd to lead the country. And now this. First, Kevin’s not fit to run Australia. Now Turnbull declares he’s not … Continue reading
Rudd At the UN?
UN Secretary General Kewin Wudd (An artist’s impression) I can’t make up my mind about Rudd’s bid for the UN Secretary General post. Of course his credentials perfectly match the job description (published on their website), so I can’t quibble about that: “Fatuous … Continue reading
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