Category Archives: Kevin Rudd

Rudd – Joy and Dancing in the Streets

Leigh Sales (“What the hell have I got to do with this???”) To the Humane Society in Balmain today – deep inside enemy territory. My motion to euthanise the senile Gillian Triggs out of deep compassion is carried unanimously and with enthusiastic applause, despite loud objections … Continue reading

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UN Reject

  “Oh, pooh!” Poor old Kevin. A few years back, 22 million preferred to elect a mad monk in budgie-smugglers rather than Rudd to lead the country. And now this. First, Kevin’s not fit to run Australia. Now Turnbull declares he’s not … Continue reading

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Rudd At the UN?

UN Secretary General Kewin Wudd (An artist’s impression) I can’t make up my mind about Rudd’s bid for the UN Secretary General post. Of course his credentials perfectly match the  job description (published on their website), so I can’t quibble about that: “Fatuous … Continue reading

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Surely Not!

SURELY NOT!!!!!!!!!! How can this possibly be? Talking about spectres, the ghost of Labor is back again. Fuck a big black duck: How can this possibly be???!!! How this little prick has come back from the dead defies all rational explanations. No … Continue reading

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Getting Rid of Abbott – Et Tu, Julie?

Uncontrollable outpouring of tears from Australia’s new PM today after he pulled the knife out from Abbott’s back, wiped the blood off, and started chopping up a dozen onions in front of the cameras. “I am truly, so sorry I … Continue reading

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Shenhua: A Blot On The Landscape – 3

OF COURSE Tony Windsor was one of those treacherous Independents who helped support the Greens-Gillard Reign of Terror during those awful years, until Rudd came back from the back-benches, knifing Gillard brutally in the back and seizing power in a vicious … Continue reading

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Shenhua: A Blot On The Landscape – 2

TONY WINDSOR is more concerned with the theory he heard from Cori Bernardi: that it is not a vast chain of Yum-Cha restaurants that the Chinese secretly want to build in the Liverpool Plains but another one of their artificial military … Continue reading

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Trouble At The Mill

Manus Island Resort in the news again. This time we have the courageous Scott Morrison telling us that the riots last week actually occurred within the compound, and not outside it, as was originally reported. As we await further details without … Continue reading

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Election Postmortem – Part 1

At Labor HQ this morning and the expected scenes of ruinous despair a few days ago are today nowhere to be found. Rudd’s finally bailing from the Labor leadership forever is cause for great jubilation, but everyone is totally gutted … Continue reading

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Labor Sex-Appeal

Pity poor Rudd. After Abbott compliments Liberal candidate Fiona Scott for having sex-appeal, Rudd’s at a loss what to do. We need to respond in kind, I tell him. A Labor equivalent needs to be quickly found to prove to … Continue reading

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