Category Archives: Peter Fitzsimons

Schadenfreude

Hugh Grant 14th December ______________________________________________________________ FOLLOWING THURSDAY’S mammoth routing of the UK’s Corbynistas, it’s only fair that I send post-cards expressing my deepest schadenfreude to some of their super-luvvie sympathisers. Hugh Grant comes immediately to mind, as one of the … Continue reading

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Tidings of Great Joy

Izzy Folau 4th December ______________________________________________________________ CHURCH BELLS HAVE BEEN RINGING throughout the land all morning as people wake up to greet the tidings of great joy. Rubbing their eyes in disbelief, they discover that Rugby Australia has finally agreed with … Continue reading

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Straw Poll

“Am I the only one who DOESN’T think I look like an idiot in this?” Trump’s splendid call for AOC and the rest of her ‘squad’ to be sent back to the s**t-holes they came from was entirely rational, but … Continue reading

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Philosophy Exams

Kerry Cronin Boston College philosophy professor Kerry Cronin is now rewarding her philosophy students extra PHD credits if they ask someone out on a date, where there will be no alcohol or physical contact. That is, instead of immediately shagging … Continue reading

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The Republic – The Coup de Grâce?

Lets’ face it, appointing some guy in a red bandanna to head the Australian Republican Movement (ARM) was a singular stroke of genius: surely the Australian republic must now be just around the corner? For those of us who have long … Continue reading

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