Category Archives: Scott Morrison

Manus Triumph

‘Peter The Great’ Ticker-tape parade? After the latest victory at the now closed Manus Island facility, where the 800-odd IMA (illegal Maritime Arrivals) have been finally forced to bugger off somewhere else, it’s probably a little too early for victory … Continue reading

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Rudd – Joy and Dancing in the Streets

Leigh Sales (“What the hell have I got to do with this???”) To the Humane Society in Balmain today – deep inside enemy territory. My motion to euthanise the senile Gillian Triggs out of deep compassion is carried unanimously and with enthusiastic applause, despite loud objections … Continue reading

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Trouble At The Mill

Manus Island Resort in the news again. This time we have the courageous Scott Morrison telling us that the riots last week actually occurred within the compound, and not outside it, as was originally reported. As we await further details without … Continue reading

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An Old Friend Calls

My old mate Vladimir (“Mad Vlad”) Zhirinovsky rings from Novosibirsk to congratulate me on the success of the stop-the boats policy and asks me if I’d be watching the opening ceremony in Sochi tomorrow. Of course, I answer, of course, … Continue reading

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