Category Archives: Tony Abbott

A Dream Come True

The Fab Four (Cory, Pauline, Tony and George) Unlike Obama, it would hardly have been those pesky Russkies that hapless, narcissistic fop Turnbull would have imagined seeing in his soup or finding under his bed over Christmas. Neither, I suspect, … Continue reading

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“BABES for BILL”

This is mind-numbing. It’s high time someone injected some much needed adrenaline into this utterly boring election. And since no one has yet attempted to emulate here in Australia the success of Donald Trump’s exciting “Babes for Trump” campaign, I’ve decided to launch one myself. … Continue reading

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Legal Issues

In the war against Islam I’ve always been a staunch advocate of a secret assassination program targeting Australia’s enemies. So you can imagine how I feel having most of my letters to various PMs over the years promoting the idea … Continue reading

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Getting Rid of Abbott – Et Tu, Julie?

Uncontrollable outpouring of tears from Australia’s new PM today after he pulled the knife out from Abbott’s back, wiped the blood off, and started chopping up a dozen onions in front of the cameras. “I am truly, so sorry I … Continue reading

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The Republic – The Coup de Grâce?

Lets’ face it, appointing some guy in a red bandanna to head the Australian Republican Movement (ARM) was a singular stroke of genius: surely the Australian republic must now be just around the corner? For those of us who have long … Continue reading

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Conference Notes

CFMEU President and part-time Comanchero Norm Meyer Off to the ALP Conference 2105 today only to see that my motion to declare the trade union movement a masquerade and a gigantic swindle has gained little traction. This, in spite of me paying … Continue reading

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Shenhua: A Blot On The Landscape – 3

OF COURSE Tony Windsor was one of those treacherous Independents who helped support the Greens-Gillard Reign of Terror during those awful years, until Rudd came back from the back-benches, knifing Gillard brutally in the back and seizing power in a vicious … Continue reading

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BITTER DISAPPOINTMENT NATIONWIDE after Bill Shorten at the Trade Union Royal Commission fails to take my advice and refuses to do a mea culpa for past transgressions. Most on the Left agree that he is now a lost cause and despair at … Continue reading

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Beware Of Greeks Accepting Gifts

Imagine my surprise at the ‘Really Stuffed Zucchini‘ Greek restaurant in downtown Brisbane today when my attempt to display solidarity with the Greek people by declining to pay for my lunch was politely, but firmly rejected. After a bit of a contretemps … Continue reading

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Ren and Stimpy

Repeated scenes of that demented Labor woman being cheered by her supporters have become too much to bear, so I switch over to the cartoon channel to watch The Ren and Stimpy Show. In this rather pleasant episode, Stimpy has … Continue reading

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