Comrade President

Kamala Harris, 2020 Hopefuls Make Push to Showbiz as ...Comrade Harris – US President In Waiting

Darkness has descended on America and we’re all going to go to hell in a handbasket. That is what it will seem like if these two Democrat bozos get elected in November, consigning Trump’s one term reign to the garbage dump, a mere speed-bump on the American left’s relentless road to power. The nomination of comrade Harris (from an assortment of other quasi-commie Loony-Tunes) as Joe “I-don’t-‘know-what-day-it-is” Biden’s VP is more than that: it’s an Anointment to presidential power.

Months ago, the hard-left had already declared the chosen one to be a paragon of virtue, the apotheosis of progressiveness: and that those who disagree are to be vilified as fascist, racist scum. The Democrats’ Marxist ‘We’ve Got Your Back’ task-force long ago forewarned the media that the slightest criticism of any ‘woman-of colour’ VP nomination will be immediately denounced as racist hate-speech, and there will be hell to pay.

From this point on, negative reportage of comrade Harris is a criminal act and the perpetrators will be relentlessly hunted down and dealt with by BLM and Antifa’s screaming mobs. Footage which depicts the chosen one in any unfavourable light – unflattering camera-angles, bad framing or audio which have comrade Harris sounding shrill, hysterical or unbalanced: RACIST! Likewise, anything which makes her sound or look kooky in any way (i.e., like a typical leftist) is to be entirely redacted. Failure to comply will have the severest consequences because BLM ‘has got your number’.

Does this sound like Stalinist Russia to you? It sure does to me.
But wait! There’s more!

And should you so much as dare to remind everyone of Harris’s hypocrisy and corruption during her stint as Californian prosecutor and Attorney General, that will be the end of your life as you know it. For WGYB  will call on BLM, the Bay area tech Titans and their Wall Street finance Moghul allies (who bankroll the Democrats) to set about systematically destroying you, your family and your livelihood.

So you should just shut-up about comrade Harris, if you know what’s good for you.

But you don’t need to shut up about a vote for Biden in November being a defacto vote for a Harris President, because it’s so self-evident. Let’s face it, sooner or later, Joe “gah-gah, I-still-don’t-know-what-fucking-day-it-is” Biden will have gone just far too gah-gah to continue on even in his role as a sock-puppet for the Marxist left. Harris, the anointed one, will then, as planned, step in and take over the Presidency. At this point, the US will start heading for hell in a handbasket. If it hasn’t already.


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Lebanese Survey Devastation after Massive Beirut Explosion ...

“Beirut is booming again.” – Reuters

When half of the capital city of your Muslim-majority shit-hole country is blown away with 2,500kg of ammonium nitrate, who else are Muslims gonna blame but Israel? After all, if  transforming the Christian-majority ‘Paris of the Middle East’ into a Muslim-majority corruption-ridden shit-hole by Islamists in the 1980s could be blamed on the Jews, why not this too? That Hezbollah – who control the port – through sheer incompetence accidentally blew the shit out of themselves must be catagorically denied. And, like everything else that goes wrong in their fucked-up Muslim-majority countries, the blame should be instead pinned squarely on the Jews.

This is the line the obscurantist Waleed Aly was trying to pitch to his vacuous-majority viewers on the Project the other night. Predictably, howls of outrage and accusations of anti-Semitism ensued, all levelled at the swarmy, silver-tongued little fraud, and rightly so.

But how many were reminded, after watching the segment, that after Covid-19 has long-gone, and likely long after China has us all kowtowing and singing the praises of Xi Jinping, that Aly and his mendacious mates in the Muslim Brotherhood will still be here amongst us? That Waleed Aly, along with his legion of leftist enablers will be still active in our society: lying, attacking and white-anting away at our core-beliefs until the medieval caliphate is finally ushered in and all our miserable heads, impaled on stakes, line the highways and byways of this great nation of ours?
Pass the shot-gun, Alice…

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Image result for hugh grantHugh Grant

14th December

FOLLOWING THURSDAY’S mammoth routing of the UK’s Corbynistas, it’s only fair that I send post-cards expressing my deepest schadenfreude to some of their super-luvvie sympathisers. Hugh Grant comes immediately to mind, as one of the most deserving. As do (on the home front) many of our own inner-city elites, particularly that great banana in a red bandana, also disappointed that Corbyn’s cabal of Islamist-loving, closet-Stalinist pinkoes got well and truly shafted.
But I digress.

Grant’s silly attempt to boost his acting career by being accidentally-on-purpose caught being blown by a hooker in an LA car-park is well known. And the pathetic failure of his publicity-seeking attempts to shag Liz Hurley (only to have Shane Warne step in and show him how to do it) didn’t do much for his career, either.

Throwing in his lot with Remainers and other crypto-commies was the latest attempt to shine. So Thursday’s election result, which saw all three of the candidates Grant campaigned for defeated, must have been utterly devastating for him …
So, let’s all have a good laugh, shall we?

But when will poor Hugh finally come to his senses? When will he realise that his repeated attempts to convince people, despite all evidence to the contrary, that he not just a silly idiot, are doomed to failure?

And, what about his vacuous tweet after the election that Germany’s AfD’s message of congratulations to Boris Johnson “is not a good thing”? Did that not also confirm just how out-of-touch with the electorate and just how dangerously misguided Grant really is?
I think it does.

Give up, Hugh.

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Blubbering for Country

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Jacqui Lambie

5th December

More great news, this time from the Senate.
Yesterday, while voting to choose national security over the rights of a few hundred foreign criminals pretending to be sick, Jacqui Lambie was able to publicly blubber so convincingly, that she out-blubbered even Sarah Hanson-Young. That she did so for such a great cause, with the additional benefit of leaving Richard Death-Natale absolutely spitting, earns her the admiration and respect of a grateful nation.

Repealing the Medivac Bill must now turn the spotlight on the most complicit in this monstrous attempt at political fraud. Step forward notorious quack and renowned lesbian, Dr Kerryn Phelps. This seriously misguided imbecile, who was subsequently kicked out of office as a result of her gross stupidity, is probably now alone somewhere, quietly blubbering to herself, wondering where it all went wrong.

As I usually do under such circumstances, I’ve sent the good ‘doctor’ the usual bunch of roses, the usual commiserations and the usual Philip Nitschke calling card out of sympathy for her plight. It’s all I can do.

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Tidings of Great Joy

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Izzy Folau

4th December

CHURCH BELLS HAVE BEEN RINGING throughout the land all morning as people wake up to greet the tidings of great joy. Rubbing their eyes in disbelief, they discover that Rugby Australia has finally agreed with Israel Folau: that total tosser Peter Fitzsimons is indeed going to hell, and the rest of his degenerate mates on the Left are also going with him. (That RA’s decision means 99% of the rest of Australia will also be going, is beside the point.)

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Image result for Nick XenophonNick “Hurrah-For-Huawei!” Xenophon

3rd December

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT SAFE to return to Australia again, Nick Xenophon appears on national TV announcing he will be spear-heading the Chinese take-over of Australia. The sight of that grinning, despicable mug fills up all the screens at Mascot, like Big Brother, causing people in the arrival lounges to run about, shrieking hysterically and spontaneously throwing-up everywhere. The imminent threat of Australia suddenly becoming cheap fodder for Beijing’s organ-harvesting program because of this shameless swindler is too much to bear.

Perhaps I should consider making my escape now? Return to the departure lounge and book a flight to some God-forsaken shit-hole where they’ve never heard of this narcissistic, self-serving prick or his communist front-group Huawei? Or back to Manila, where President Duterte has kindly invited me to oversee his daily execution of Westpac paedophiles? Maybe it’s better to just hang around, hoping to witness one of Xenephon’s self-aggrandizing political scams fail yet again.

But this one is quite different, quite unlike other Beijing ‘Get-rich-quick-while-you-sell-out-your-country’ schemes, bought into by other collaborators, such as Keating, Carr, Rudd and Dastyari. For, staffed by ex-PLA members and riddled with communist cells, Huawei aims for total control. And Xenophon is intending to get filthy rich with China’s money by arguing, as a lawyer, Beijing’s case: that it is “unfair” that Huawei’s 5G network should be prevented from operation in Australia just because it wants to surreptitiously transform us into a bunch of Sino-compliant zombies.

Why this is not treason and why we shouldn’t take a leaf out of President Duterte’s book and introduce extra-judicial killing to deal with it, or look to Shakespeare’s Henry VI for advice (The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers”) is probably best answered by the fact that I’d go to gaol if I advocated either, so I won’t.

Meantime, it’s probably best if we take the Chinese Ambassador’s advice and start learning Mandarin, just in case.

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University Days

Image result for KEVIN RUDDKevin Rudd

29th November

BACK AT THE HUNTING LODGE, President Rodrigo Duterte tells me more about Kevin Rudd, whom he knew during his younger student days, studying Chinese together at Hong Kong University. In the first few months, our future PM (according to Duterte) often confused his basic Mandarin with his basic Cantonese, which are two entirely different languages.

Late one night, Duterte relates, after binge drinking in the seedy bars and strip-joints around Wan Chai most of the day, Rudd was finally introduced to his Cantonese homestay ‘family’ for the first time. Bowing low and smiling broadly, he said in fluent Mandarin, “I am very pleased to meet you. And is this your lovely daughter?” which in Cantonese – as everyone who’s ever been to Wan Chai knows – means, “Me love you long time,” and, “You do jiggy-jig?” Rudd then shouted “Sayonara!” (another major ching-chong*) to no one in particular in front of the startled family, before abruptly crashing on the nearest sofa.

Duterte assures me that this was all true, but I have my doubts. And I have doubts about the veracity of this entire story, for that matter.

* Cantonese for ‘faux-pas’

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On Safari

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Philippine Warty Pig

27th November

ON SAFARI WITH PRESIDENT DUTERTE in western Luzon. The rare sighting of a Warty Pig turns the conversation, naturally, to Kevin Rudd. Duterte’s regard for self-serving politicians has always been philosophical: a kind of Buddha-like acceptance of divergent opinions and the necessity for them to be only expressed in gaol while awaiting sentencing on trumped-up charges. “In the case of a few of them, however,” he says, as he carefully lines up the pig in his M15 sights before blasting the hell out of it, “you need a different solution. Especially for Beijing suck-holes.” He later apologises for killing the pig, but insisting that it was better than leaving it for the poachers. He also said that it was a metaphor to rub out people like Rudd, but I couldn’t quite get that one either.


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Duterte to Westpac: Try Brunei

Image result for duterte President Rodrigo Duterte

26th November

In Manila to find out first-hand whether claims that Westpac used 23 million fake transactions and money-laundering to protect Aussie paedophile rings are true. (Or something like that.)

Everywhere you look, the sacking of Drug Tsar, Leni Robredo, is headline news. The number of extra-judicial killings of drug traffickers on her watch has plummeted dramatically to just 10,000 per month, far short of Duterte’s bottom-line of 50,000. So out she goes. Imelda Marcos, herself now dead, could have easily doubled that figure.

Inside Malacañang Palace, the internationally-acclaimed President Duterte proudly shows me a copy of his brilliant denunciation of Obama as “that Pansy of Colour.” We all have a good laugh about that one because it was rather witty. After that, he has me in stitches reminiscing about his Moro* head-hunting days in southern Mindanao before ISIS came along and ruined everything. In his trophy room, we have fun playing carpet bowls with a a few of his favourites for a while, until it was time to turn to the serious subject of paedophilia.

The President, a strong Catholic, declares he can no longer turn a blind eye to the matter and Westpac will just have to advise their Aussie paedo customers to look elsewhere. Brunei, he suddenly exclaims, Try Brunei! Then, leaning over with a mischievous smile, whispers: the Sultan didn’t declare Sharia Law there for nothing.


* Separatists. (Yes, Muslim)

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Image result for sarah hanson-youngSarah Hanson-Young (blubbering again)

25th November

TREMENDOUS NEWS TODAY for Sarah Hanson-Young. The courts have ruled that she’s not a shameless slut after all, or just a cheap tart, and that David Leyonhjelm owes her $120,000 in damages. Also good news for me. The decision fully vindicates my cautionary use of the term ‘Shagalot’ when referring to SHY in my blogs (all of them), just in case the courts declared Leyonhjelm’s insinuation unjustified.

Interestingly, in his recent diary Bob Brown relates how under this new extinction-rebellion regime, once Greens members are officially notified that they are all soon going to die, they immediately start wailing and screeching hysterically before falling upon each other and shagging themselves senseless. Worryingly, this has now become common practice once their meetings are declared open, “because it feels so good” says Bob.

According to Bob, The Greens’ core leadership, including SHY, try to refrain from such behaviour.  Most of them having taken a vow of celibacy and quiet devotion to the Earth Mother, Gaia, in the devout hope that she spares them from being ruthlessly exterminated along with the rest of us in the great, fiery holocaust that’s soon to come.

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